2 Stories About A Guys Fantasy…

This I shall not get. The story I am about to tell are real… but I hardly believe them. So for the sake of protecting people… namely me I shall being using anonymous names. Not a post I’m really keen on but, just to get some thoughts… is this guy for real?????

Part 1 

The other day, I heard a story from someone that he has a friend, J who was a real don juan back in his college days. The story started when he spotted this girl and a coffee shop while having lunch with his buddies. He immediately pointed at her and said “Hey I know that girl!”

And that is how the story began of his rompingly good days. J was over at a friends house partying. J came from KDU from what I heard. While at the party, J was chilling out with people when suddenly this girl comes up to him… a complete stranger by the way… and starts flirting with him. After an amount of flirting, she then pushed the guy into one of the rooms. Now apparently J’s friend has a bunch of porn dvds hidden somewhere and what do you know, it’s all in that room that they went into. The girl, to his surprise, just randomly picked up one of the X-rated videos and popped it into the the dvd player. To J’s delight the girl was watching the pornish video …together with him.

Well you can take a guess what happened here. J and the girl starts to get it on a bit… or more than bit. That is when she shoved him to the bed. She removed all her clothes save for her teeny tiny underwear and was about to go further when she suddenly something. It must’ve been a really bad thing or something cause J immediately stopped whatever he was doing. Pushed her back a bit and said to her.

“I’m sorry but I don’t think we can do this. It’s not very nice and it’s my friends house….”

The guy stopped whatever he was at and gave up with the girl stark naked - save for her teeny tiny underwear. So what did she say?

Here’s the issue, the friend telling me this story… forgot what the girl had said to J!!! I was like how can you forget!! That is the most important line of the whole story.

That’s story one… now on to story two…

 Part 2

He then told my friend of another one of his one night stands….which is also another hard to believe story.

J was out clubbing the pubbing at some club..I think it was Zouk. Yeah while, he was busy partying, one random girl from the crowd came up to him and started dirty dancing with him. Great, then she said to him “Can I follow you home?”

Can I follow you home??? What???? What girl will ask that of a guy and a perfect stranger at that?

Being an obliging gentleman J did not say not or yes directly. More so he said I’m sorry but I didn’t drive and i followed my friend here.

She says, “That’s ok, I can follow your friend.”

“But there is not enough space in the car, there are 5 of us in it,” J replied.

“That’s ok too,” she says. “I can sit on your lap in the car.”
What????????????????

Needless to say, J  did not exactly reject that. So he agreed and when they took her home,  J being the chivalrous man, walked her to her apartment. He followed her up the lift, while his friends waited for him in the car. As they got in the lift he asked her “So what floor are you on?”

“3.” Then she presses 3, and the lift went up.

But when they reached the 3rd floor, the girl asked “Do you want to come in?”. J  said no. At the answer ‘no’. She quickly pressed the 23rd or the highest floor whatever that was. J  looked at her all weird and said “Umm… aren’t you on the thir-”. He didn’t finish his sentence because she grabbed him and well… started smooching all the way.

………………………okayy…

Well… this pressing 3rd and 23rd floor went on for about 15 minutes.. give or take a few mins. Bare in mind his friends were still waiting for him downstairs.

Finally when the girl was done… she then said “So you wanna come in? My boyfriend isn’t around.”

***sound fx Da dunnngg****

First if your apartment was empty…did we really have to go up and down so many times in the lift? Two… you have a boyfriend??

So J didn’t get any that night it seems…. The following night however…

Basically…. are these 2 stories even possibly true? This happened here in KL by the way. For those overseas reading this sure maybe it could. But here??? In our overly censored country…. and with oh so much of trying to tame the shrew… really??? Besides J is not all that great looking either..

So Liar?