Aronil - The Boy Diaries Part 1

I was going through a magazine, which is where I will get some really neat or rather bimbotic stuff at times. Then I came across the section on “20 Things Men Will Never Get About Women”. After giving a read through.. I decided some of them are true and some aren’t - IMO - so here are the one’s that I think work.

Women Love to Shop
As much as we love to be thrifty at times, men will never understand what it is about women when we enter a store. There is the phrase “I eat when i’m upset”, for women we say “I window shop when I’m upset”.. or even “I window shop just because…”. There is some satisfaction when us ladies go into a store. We don’t know what it is, but the minute we see things like a big SALE sign all around.. we can go nuts! So when we go into a store, don’t stop us or grumble, just follow and make the best of it!!!
Women Love Being Pampered
For the last time.. we are not being emo or unreasonable! We just like having fantasies just like how you boys dream about his sports car or the “chick” of his dreams.. Well we like having our prince charming who will manja us. You can whine all you want on it, but if you start a relationship by being nice, sweet and charming to us (I’ll shall elaborate yet again in another post) then you better stay that way till death do us part!
Women Hate Being Called Chics!
In the words of my Monash lecturer, Dr Andrew Ng. It is terrible for males to degrade calling women to into tiny little yellow birds that peck away at food on the ground. Really the way how it is said most of the time by males, ‘chick’, chickadoo, chickadee, chicklet, chick -a-bomb-bomb … all the chick chick chick.. sheesh. Stop it already!!! Either calls us by our names or don’t even bother call us at all!
Women Cannot Stand Farts in Public!
For the life of me I will never understand why men, think it’s ok to do disgusting things like fart and pick one’s nose in public. And HARLO two people in an enclosed area is called public too, cause other people are seeing what you are doing.
Women Cannot Stand The Toilet Seat Being Up
Why why why must you boys always leave the toilet seat up? I mean after you do your business I don’t think it’s too difficult to just put it back down. Why put the cover seat down? Well firstly, it’s really annoying for us to keep on having to touch that disgusting toilet seat ring. Plus who knows what kinda stuff will fall into an unclosed toilet bowl?
Women You’re With Don’t Appreciate you Appreciating The Next Woman.
Please dear boys, when you are with a girlfriend or another girl. Please please keep the thoughts of admiring the next woman in the area to yourselves. I’m sure you can appreciate their beauty in silence. We women don’t like it because, hell, if you are to gasp at every pretty girl, you might as well be farting out gasps all the time. Every girl is pretty in their own way, so quit it. Not unless you go.. “Whoa she’s hot…but you’re hotter honey!”.. if you are with a girl friend. Then you should play silent :P It’s an insecurity thing ^_P.
Women Are Not Meant To Be Ordered to Cook and Clean
Going back to the days of being a feminist. You can’t say it is OUR duty to cook you something everytime you are hungry. You have two hands cook something for yourselves and same goes for picking up the laundry and cleaning the room. You have been blessed with two good hands and two good legs, Use them rather than your mouth, as you play computer games.
Women Do Not Like It When You are Nasty To Us As You Play DOTA.
One of the many reasons, that have made me dislike DOTA, is that all you boys will care about at that moment in time is the stupid game. In fact you become all nasty to us when you play. And if say we did play too, you will scold us for being all noobsies.. Of course we will be!! So have patience and teach instead la!
Women Need Their LipGloss
We have a thousand and one types of lip stuff. Ranging from lipgloss, to lipbalm, lipstick and anything else that is gooey for the mouth. We have many of them, because you just never know when you’ll need it. Also the point of having lipgloss is to not only moisten the lips but to give your face a little colour. So next time do not complain when you are to give us a kiss and you end up getting a glob of gloss on yours. It makes us look good and you as the male always want us to look good. So there.
Women Never Mean What They Say…
Ok this one is a bit tricky. Thing with us ladies, we like to read between the lines alot.. and hence we make everything into a read between the lines process. My dear fellows, just kept that in mind, that we are not as straight forward. If for example we say “You are terrible.. go Away” Then you are to fix the situation and do whatever it is you are NOT doing.